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Creatures come to us for advice on flying. They see us kick up dust and flap and stretch and are awed.
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I waddle a little faster, but that just makes him fall off.
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All of Us Can Almost...
A Short Story
by Carol Emshwiller
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… fly, that is. Of course lots of creatures can almost fly. But all of us are able to match any others of us, wingspan to wingspan. Also to any other fliers. But though we match each other wing to wing, we can't get more than inches off the ground. If that. But we're impressive. Our beaks look vicious. We could pose for statues for the birds representing an empire. We could represent an army or a president. And actually, we are the empire. We may not be able to fly, but we rule the skies. And most everything else too.
Creatures come to us for advice on flying. They see us kick up dust and flap and stretch and are awed.
We croak out what we have to say in quacks. We tell them, "The sky is a highway. The sky is of our time and recent. The sky is flat. It's blue because it's happy." They thank us with donations. That's how we live.
The sound of our clacking beaks carries across the valley. It adds to our reputation as powerful—though what good is it really? It's just noise.
Nothing said of us is true, but must we live by truths? Why not keep on living by our lies?
Soaring! Think of it! The stillness of it. Not even the sound of flapping. They say we once did that. Perhaps we still can and just forgot how to begin. How make that first jump? How get the lift? But we grew too large. We began to eat the things that fell, and lots of things fall.
I could leap off a cliff. Test myself. But I might become one of those things tumbling down. Even my own kind would tear me apart.
Loosely … very loosely speaking, I do fly. My sleep is full of nothing but that. The joy of it.
But where's the joy in almost doing it? Flapping in circles. Making a great wind for nothing but a jump or two. We don't even look good to ourselves.
I don't know what we're made for. It's neither sky nor water nor … especially not … the waddle of the land. We can't sing. Actually, we can't do anything. Except look fierce.
Pigeons circle overhead. Meadowlarks sing. Geese and ducks, in Vs, do their seasonal things. We stay. We have to. Winter storms come and we're still here. We puff up as much as we can and wrap our wings around ourselves. Perhaps that's what our wings were for in the first place. We're designed merely to shelter ourselves. Even our dreams of flying are yet more lies.
But none others are as strong as we are … at least none seem to be. We win with looks alone and a big voice. We stand, assured and sure.
When creatures ask me for a ride, I say, "I'd take you up anytime you want—hop and skip and up we go—except you're too heavy. Next time measure wings, mine against some other of us. You'll need a few inches more on each side. Tell a bigger one I said to take you up."
"Take to the air along with us," I say. "Follow me up and up." I'm shameless. But I suspect it's only the young that really believe. The older ones pretend to because of our beaks, because of the wind we can stir up—our clouds of dust.
Still, I go on, "Check out my wingspan. Check out my evil eye. Listen. My voice."
They jump at my squawk.
They bring me food just to watch me tear at it. At least I'm good at that. I put on a good show. Every creature backs away.
One of the young ones keeps wanting me to take him up. He won't stop asking. I say, "A sparrow could do better." That's true, but he takes it as a joke. I say, "Why not at least ask a male."
"Males scare me."
Finally, just to shut him up, I say, "Yes, but not until the next section of time."
He runs off yelling, "Whee! Whee! Whee! She's taking me up!"
Now how will I get out of it? I only have from one moon to the other. But who knows? One of the big males may have eaten him by that time. They don't care where their food comes from. He was right to be scared.
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Who knows how we lost our ability to fly? Maybe we're just lazy. Maybe we just don't exercise our flying muscles. How could we fly, sitting around eating dead things all the time? If anyone can fly, it seems to me more likely one of us smaller females could than a big male.
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That little one keeps coming back and saying, "Really? Are you really going to take me up?"
And I keep saying, "I said I would, didn't I? When have any of us ever lied?" (Actually, when have we ever told the truth?)
He keeps yelling back and forth to all who'll listen. The way he keeps on with it, I could eat him myself.
But we have to be careful. Sometimes those ground dwellers get together and decide not to feed us. Whoever they don't feed always dies. They waddle around trying to get someone of us to share, but we don't. We're not a sharing kind.
I should like these ground dwellers because of the food they bring, but I don't. I pretend to, just like they pretend to believe us. They call us Emperor, Leader, Master, but why are they doing this? It could be a conspiracy to keep us fat and lazy so we won't be lords of the sky anymore. So we're tamed and docile. Maybe they started this whole thing, stuffing us with their leftovers. Maybe they're the real emperors of the sky. Master of the sky though never in it any more than we are. At least they can climb trees.
I wonder what they want us for? Or maybe it's the best way to know where we are and what we're doing.
Feed your enemies. Tame them.
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I ask some of us, "Where is that cliff they say we used to soar out from?"
"Was there a cliff? Did there used to be a cliff?"
I'm sure there must have been one. How could birds the size of us get started without one—a high one? Maybe that's our problem: we've lost our cliff. We forgot where it is.
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Evenings, when all are in their burrows, and my own kind, wrapped in their wings, are clustered under the lean-tos set out for us by lesser beings, I stretch and flap. Reach. Jump. Only the nightingale sees me flop. It's a joy to be up to hear her and to be flipping and flopping.
I'll take that pesky little one all the way to wherever that cliff of ours is. Wouldn't that be something? See the sights? Be up in what we always call "Our element."
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But there's a male, has his eye on me. Has had for quite some time. That's another good reason to take off. I'd like to get out of here before the time is ripe.
Or perhaps he's heard the little one yelling, "Whee, Whee," and likes the idea of me with one of those little ones on my back. Easy pickin's, both of us. Little one for one purpose and me for another. I can just see it, me distracted, defending the little, and the big taking care of both things while I struggle, front and back.
He may be the biggest, but I don't want him. Maybe that's how we got too big to fly: we kept mating with the biggest. It's our own fault we got so big. I'm not going to do that. Well, also the big ones are the strongest. This biggest could slap down all the other males.
If not for the fact that we hardly speak to each other, we females could get together and stop it. Go for the small and the nice. If there are any nice. Not a single one of us is noted for being nice.
I hate to think what mating will be like with one so huge. I'd ask other females if we were the kind who asked things of each other.
He keeps following me around. I don't know how I'm going to avoid him if he's determined. I won't get any help from any of the others. They'll just come and watch. Probably even squawk him onward. I've done it myself.
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I'm thinking of ways to avoid that male, so when that little one comes to ask, yet again, "Why wait for next moon?" I say, "You're right. We'll do it now, but I have to find our platform."
"Why?"
"Have you ever seen any of us take off from down here? Of course you haven't. I need a place to soar from."
"Can't we start flying from right here so everybody can see me?"
"No. I have to have a place to take off from. Get on my back. I'll take you there."
"I can walk faster than this all by myself."
"I know, but bear with me."
"My name is Hobie. What's yours?"
"We don't have names. We don't need them."
The big one comes waddling after us. A few of us follow him, wanting to see what's going to happen. I don't think the big realizes how far I'm going. Nobody does.
When we get to the end of the nesting places, Hobie says, "I've never been this far. Is this all right to do?"
"It's all right."
"Your waddling is making me sick."
"We'll rest in a few minutes."
I don't dare stop now, so near the nests. Everybody will waddle out to us. We have to get out of sight. Out there I could eat Hobie myself if need be. I don't suppose anybody will be feeding us way out here.
I don't stop soon enough. Hobie throws up on my back. It smells of dirt-dweller's food. And we're still not out of sight.
"Hang on. I'll stop at that green patch just ahead."
I waddle a little faster, but that just makes him fall off. I'm thinking, Oh well, go on back and let the big male do what he wants to do. It can't last more than a couple of minutes. If he breaks my legs it might be better than what I'm going through now.
But I wait for Hobie to get back on. I say, "Not much farther." He climbs on slowly. I wonder if he suspects I might eat him.
That big is coming along behind us, but he's slower even that I am. Who'd have thought I was worth so much trouble.
In the green patch there's water—a stream. We both drink, and I start washing my back. Hobie keeps saying, "I couldn't help it."
"I know that. Now stop talking so I can think."
I leave footprints. Maybe best if I go along the stream for a while. Then we can drink anytime we want. I turn toward the high side, where the stream comes down from. If there really is a take-off platform, it's got to be high.
"Where are we going?"
"There's a place in the sky that'll give me a good lift.
"What kind of a place?"
"A cliff."
"How far is it?"
"Oh, for the sky's sake, keep quiet."
"Why does your kind always say 'for the sky's sake'?"
"Because we're sky creatures. Not like you. Now let me think about walking."
Even in this little stream there's fish. Wouldn't it be nice if I could catch one by myself?
"Hang on!"
I dive. But I forgot about the water changing the angle of view. I miss. I say, "Next time."
Hobie says, "I can."
I let him off to stand on the bank and dive, and he does it. Gives the fish to me even though I'll bet he's getting hungry too.
"Thank you, Hobie. Now get one for yourself."
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At dusk we find a nice place to nest in among the trees along the stream—soft with leaves. Hobie curls up right beside my beak. Practically under it. I'm more afraid of my bite than he is. I hope I don't snap him up in my sleep.
Toward morning we hear something coming … lumbering along. Sounding tired for sure. We both know who. Hobie doesn't like big males any more than I do. He scrambles up on my back and says, "Shouldn't we go?"
Because I'm so much smaller than any male, I waddle a lot faster. It gets steeper, but I'm still doing pretty well. It's so steep I have hopes of finding our cliff. I turn around and look back down and here comes the big, but a long ways off. Staggering, stumbling. Am I really worth all this effort?
"Are we far enough ahead? Are we getting someplace? How long now?"
"Do you ever say anything that isn't a question?"
"You do it. That's a question."
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I'm not used to waddling all day long, especially not uphill. It's the hardest thing I've ever done. But the big … He's still coming. It's getting steeper. I hope one as large as he is can't get up here. This is just what I wanted. The launching platform has got to be here. How did it ever come to be that we got stuck down in the flat places?
And finally, here it is, the flat place at the top of the cliff. I look over the edge. I'm so scared just looking I start to feel sick. I'm not sure I can even pretend to jump.
"Why are you shaking so much? It's going to make me sick again."
Should I eat Hobie now before he tells everybody I not only can't fly, I can't even get close to the edge without trembling and feeling sick?
But it's been nice having company. I've gotten used to his paws tangled in my feathers, making a mess of them. I'd miss his questions.
I move back and look over the other side. It's steep on that side too, though not so much. This platform is a promontory going off into nothing on all sides but one. It must have been perfect for fliers.
I look around to see if I can see any signs that it was used as a launching place, but there's nothing. I suppose, up here so high, the weather would have worn away any signs of that. I wonder if that big male knows anything more about it than I do.
· · · · ·
It's breezy up here. I flap my wings to test myself, but I do it well away from the edges.
Hobie says, "Go, go, go."
Maybe I should just get closer and closer to the edge … get used to it little by little … until I don't feel quite so scared.
I look over the side again, though from a few feet away. I see the big male is still coming. I see him turn around and look down at exactly the same spot where we did. Then he looks up. Right at us. He spreads his wings at us so I'll see his wingspan. Then he turns side view. That's so I'll get a good look at his profile … the big hooked beak, the white ruff … Then he starts up again.
I look over the more sloping side again. I think I might be able to slide down there, though it's a steep slide. At the bottom there's a lot of trees and brush. That would break our fall.
That big one is getting so close I can hear him shuffling and sliding just like I did. I sit over by the less steep side and wait.
Pretty soon I see the fierce head looking up at us, the beady eye, and then the whole body. He has an even harder time than I had lifting himself on to the launching platform.
Hobie says, "I'm scared of males," and I say, "I am too."
As soon as the big catches his breath, he says, "You're beautiful."
I say, "That's neither here nor there."
He says, "I love you." As if any of us knew what that word meant.
I say, "Love is what you feel for a nice piece of carrion."
He looks a mess. I must too. Dusty, feathers every which way. Hobie and I filled up on fish back at the stream, but I don't think he did. He looks at Hobie like the next meal. I back up a little closer to the slide. I say, "This one's mine." That, he'll understand.
He's inching closer. He thinks I don't notice. If he grabs me, there's no way I can escape. I back up even more.
And then … I didn't mean to. Off we go. Skidding, sliding, but like flying. Almost! Almost!
Hobie is yelling, "Whee. Whee. Whee." At least he's happy.
When we get down as far as the trees and bushes, I grab at them with my beak to slow us. And then I hear the big coming behind us. I never thought he … such a big one … would dare follow.
There's a great swish of gravel sliding with us. Even more as the big comes down behind us. Here he is, landed beside us, but, thank goodness, not exactly on.
Hobie and I are more or less fine. Scratched and bruised and dusty, but the big is moaning.
We're in a sort of ditch full of lots of brush and trees. It looks to be up hill on all sides. I wonder if either of us … the big and I … could waddle out of it. Hobie could.
Hobie and I dust off.
Hobie says. "That was great. I wish the others could have seen me."
He can't, can he? Can't possibly think that was flying?
Then I see that the big one's legs slant out at odd angles. His weight was his undoing. My relative lightness saved me.
The big says, "Help me." But why should I? I say, "It's all your fault in the first place."
He's in pain. I brush him off. I even dare to preen him a bit. I don't think he'll hurt me or try to mate. He couldn't with those broken legs, anyway. He needs me. He has to be nice. That'll be a change.
These big males are definitely bigger than they need to be. He's twice my size. Where will all this bigness lead? Just to less and less, ever again, the possibility of flight, that's where.
Hobie doesn't even need to be asked. "I'm hungry. Can I go get us some food?"
"Of course you can."
"After you flew me, I owe you lots."
Off he goes into the brush. I take a look at the big one's legs and wonder what to do. Can I make splints? And what to use to bind them with? Though there's always lots of stringy things in our carrion if Hobie finds us food.
"You're not only never going to fly, you may never waddle either."
He just groans again.
"I'll try to straighten these out." I give him a stick to bite on. And then I do it. After, I look for sticks as splints.
In no time Hobie brings three creatures. I think one for each of us, but he says he ate already. He's says this place is all meals. Nothing has been hunting here in a long time, maybe never. He says, "You could even hunt for yourself."
Now there's a thought. I think I will.
I leave the three creatures for the big male and start out, but the big says, "Don't leave me." Just like a chick.
I say, "If you eat Hobie, that's the last you'll ever see of me." And I go.
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Hobie is right, all the little meals are easy to catch. I eat four and keep all the stringy things. I also look around at where we are and if we could ever get out. There's that little stream from below, cool and clear, bubbling along not far from where we fell. Beside it there's a nice place for a nest. I think about chicks. How I'd try to get them flapping right from the start. Even the baby males. And maybe, if we all were thinner and had to scramble for our food like I just had to do, and if all the food would get to know the danger and make us scramble harder and we'd get even thinner and stronger, and first thing you know we wouldn't have to climb out of here, we'd fly. All of us. Could that really come to be?
I throw away the stringy things I was going to make splints with. I have everything under control. I'll tell Hobie he can go on home if he wants to, though I'll tell him I do wish he'd stay, just for the company. And just in case we never do learn to fly again, we'd need his help when the food gets smarter and scarcer.
The End
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